Mr. Papa Jammie Developer
Posts : 8 Points : 10 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-11-29 Age : 108 Location : Soviet Union
| Subject: Mr. Papa Jammie, a biography of the stars and skys Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:36 pm | |
| Greetings mortals. I would like to thank you for putting the time and effort into one simple click and reading this post. You are probably wondering what this is about, and I will tell you, it is simple about none other...me. As your new Mr. Co-Developer, I would first like to ask you to imput your neural implant chips into the base of your skull. There you go, feeling better now? You might feel a slight sting in the back of your head, do not worry, it is normal. Now, your thoughts are directed and controlled by none other than...me again. Do not panic, removing it will only cause severe disruptions in the Cerebral cortex, affecting the neurons and their unmyelinated fibers. You probably do not understand what I am saying, and are probably still stuck contemplating my first sentence. No need to worry, from this point on you will not think; only doing as commanded. You are probably shocked now, thinking I am some kind of God. I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. Now you tell me, am I a God? Bah, the irony of asking you an intellectually stimulating question when you yourself can not think anymore. Well, to answer your question, yes, yes I am a God. And I am YOUR God. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane. So walk away now, knowing that I have complete control over your every action. There is no longer a you, only an Us. | |
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NightCrawler Founder
Posts : 30 Points : 68 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-11-28 Location : In your basement..
| Subject: Hmm Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:40 pm | |
| Very...interesting.. Like it, though. | |
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